Contest #015 - BUTTERCUP

penfold_61 · Joined: 05 Feb 2008 Posts: 185

Thanks to Boaz for the nod. A Quick one this week (fnaar), judging on Friday, see how smutty and creative you can be with BUTTERCUP

Boaz · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:41 am Post subject:

Cow's arse about to return trophy (9)

BUTT - ER ('re' to return) + CUP = 'Cow'.

Bra holding say, a flower (9)

UTTER in B-CUP

anax · The Gorgeous One Joined: 11 Jan 2008 Posts: 340

Tip of cock smothered in soft soap by Mrs Cripps (9)

C(ock) in BUTTER UP
"Buttercup" is the name given to Mrs Cripps in the G&S opera HMS Pinafore.
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Boaz · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:12 pm Post subject:

Heh, spot the pro.

Boaz · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject:

Goldilocks possibly finishing with up the arse intercourse - but no routines (9)

Goldilocks possibly = def
Finishing with 'UP'
the arse = 'BUTT'
int-erc-ourse but no routines = 'ERC'

penfold_61 · Joined: 05 Feb 2008 Posts: 185

Sounds like half-arsed fucking weed (9)

homophone of buttock + UP.

foggyweb · Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 60

Perhaps Goldilocks has fat cub's ursine penis for starters (9)

BUTTER(fat)+C+U+P - and I think that actually happens in one of the versions I read!

Ram cock head up the Princess Bride (9)

BUTTER(ram)+C+UP - Buttercup is the Princess Bride in The Princess Bride novel/film.

Boaz · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:19 pm Post subject:

boxwood · Joined: 17 Jan 2008 Posts: 95

Copper, coming inside another pert but, shows a preference for Marge (9)

CU inside PERTBUT*

(Butt can be spelt with one T or two)

penfold_61 · Joined: 05 Feb 2008 Posts: 185

This was an absolute pleasure to judge, with some extremely inventive treatments and mind-boggling imagery.

3rd place to Boxwood with:
Copper, coming inside another pert but, shows a preference for Marge (9)
(I always thought that if your chin glowed yellow that meant you preferred butter)

2nd, and only just pipped at the post was Foggyweb's extract from the pantomime we'd all like to see:
Perhaps Goldilocks has fat cub's ursine penis for starters (9)
That one really made me chuckle.

But this week's winner, for the erotic* surface reading and inventive use of butter up, is Anax with:
Tip of cock smothered in soft soap by Mrs Cripps (9)
So good I'll even forgive the obscure music reference.

Over to you matey.

* I don't know exactly where the line between erotic and pornograhic lies.

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Contest #015 - BUTTERCUP