DIY COW Clue-Writing Contests

[anax]

Many thanks to Foggyweb for allowing me to wear SHEATH with pride.

On to our next challenge and I have the feeling this will cause some head-scratching. I mean, it can't be easy to invent something scurrilous from:

TEMPORARY

Can it?

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[MB]

Two variations on a theme. I couldn't decide which to post so here are both.

For a short time being fucked up my rear, top insertion! (9)

MY REAR* + T O P inserted

Try a romp, fucked with energy for a short time. (9)

TRY A ROMP + E*

[Boaz]

For passing wind, report Amy (9)

REPORT AMY*

[MB]

Maybe transient secretary is emotional having had member (organ, rigid initially) inserted. (9)

transient secretary = example of temporary 'temp', emotional = TEARY containing MP=member +O(rgan) R(igid)

[Boaz]

Endless porn is shown penetrating me roughly - with arty acting (9)

POR in ME+ARTY*

[penfold_61]

Go on then

Energetically pet Mary or interim secretary perhaps (9)

pet Mary or*

[boxwood]

Brief fucked Tory MP and Earl after Liberal left (9)

TORYMPEAR(l)*

[anax]

Not many attempts at this and not surprising. TEMPORARY looks like a decent set of letters and for standard clues it offers plenty; but that's not what we want. We want filthy. OK, indecent perhaps. I gave it a go myself and came up with nada, so congratulations to everyone who submitted.

In the end, a close call between two; Boxwood's excellent offering:

Brief fucked Tory MP and Earl after Liberal left (9)

A very nice image of what REALLY goes on in the corridors - sorry, up the passageways - of power.

But my winner, for its amusing succinctness (try typing that when you're blotto), has to be the delightful little nugget from Boaz:

For passing wind, report Amy (9)

Not just a great image, but superb understanding of deceptive wordplay technique with the "wind" misdirection. I can smell a winner a mile off...

Congratulations and thanks Boaz - now it's over to your good self for challenge #019.
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