DIY COW Clue-Writing Contests

[AngryVocab]

Many thanks, Anax, for the laurel. Indeed, very unexpected :)

I drew a complete blank when it came to this weeks' 'Big Brother', and am equally lacking inspiraton for creating a challenge. So, turning to my old friend: what can you do with RED WINE?

[Boaz]

'Crack widener' for Monica? (3,4)

WIDENER*

Monica wine

[penfold_61]

Perhaps Rothschild's handiwork spattered Winehouse's clothes (3,4)

Container

[penfold_61]

Say Barbera shagged new ride (3,4)

NEWRIDE*

[anax]

On being penetrated by man, one in glasses giving head in the morning (3,4)

R(EDWIN)E
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

[MB]

Scarlet woman in erotic debut, Margaux perhaps. (3,4)

RED W IN E(rotic)

[foggyweb]

Plonk your cock in this! (3.4)

a reference to coq au vin

[boxwood]

Miss. Currie drops tip of vagina in soldiers' Graves (3,4)

R [EDWIN(a)] E

[AngryVocab]

The boldest of this weeks' vintages, in third place, goes to:

foggyweb
Plonk your cock in this!
I couldn't help but expectorate after reading this offering: but then I realised it could just as well apply to, say, dry rose and thus my beverage was safe after all.

As we've come to expect Anax provendered a complex, yet subtle, offering with On being penetrated by man, one in glasses giving head in the morning which whilst addictively pleasant on the way down left me with a slight hangover the following morning after trying to figure it out; so that leaves us with my pick of the crop:

Perhaps Rothschild's handiwork spattered Winehouse's clothes by penfold_61. Very satisfying. Unusual to have a hidden word actually split in the same place as the answer. And the double entendre provided by 'handiwork' (q.V. handwork) had me in hysterics.

Congratulations to all who offered clues.

I'll now shake the copper sulfate-preserved gonads over Penfold...