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penfold_61
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 Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: Contest #023 - PARIS HILTON |
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Wow, a double whammy.
OK, let's see how manipulative you can be with:
PARIS HILTON
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anax
The Gorgeous One
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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She had sex on the net, even joining one who protected it? (5,6)
PAR + I + SHILTON
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anax
The Gorgeous One
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| Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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She's made welcome in broadcast porn A-list (5,6)
HI in anag PORNALIST
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Boaz
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:00 am Post subject: |
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Strip and nail ho - model will charge you to spend the night (5,6)
STRIP & NAIL HO*
Last edited by Boaz on Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:24 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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AngryVocab
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Shitty 'La Porn' is hit in French hotel (5,6)
(LAPORNISHIT)* |
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AngryVocab
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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He fucked an entire city when he screwed, hit on, and left her?
PARIS (qV Troy) + (HITON + L)* |
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Boaz
Joined: 25 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:38 am Post subject: |
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Fucking heiress delivers air shot caught by P. Shilton (5,6)
P.(ARI*) SHILTON |
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penfold_61
Joined: 05 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:52 am Post subject: |
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Am I allowed to enter my own contest? I am? Oh good.
Big-boobed country singer is almost ill gobbling horse inside capital hotel (5,6)
H in IS IL(l) all inside PARTON |
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AngryVocab
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| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:43 am Post subject: |
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She's the harlot I spin around in internet sex-video (5,6)
(HARLOTISPIN)* |
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Boaz
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| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:50 am Post subject: |
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Pair fucked before Shipton panel in French Hotel (5,6)
PAIR* + SHIPTON (with p an el). |
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MB
Joined: 07 Aug 2008
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:40 am Post subject: |
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Socialite secretary started rimming, stirring his loin with time. (5, 6)
PA +R(imming) + (HIS LOIN +T)*
Rimming didn't seem to be in the usual dictionaries, but this one seems to cover the ground:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rim |
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penfold_61
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:33 am Post subject: |
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I think that one and the Viz profanisaurus are the recommended standard works for this contest. |
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MB
Joined: 07 Aug 2008
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:25 am Post subject: |
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| penfold_61 wrote: |
I think that one and the Viz profanisaurus are the recommended standard works for this contest. |
Marvellous, thanks for reminding me Penfold. I had forgotten all about the profanisaurus. I haven't read it since my big brother gave me a copy for christmas many years ago. Very pleased to discover an online resource at viz.co.uk.
I could waste the whole day on the fucky dip: tadpole yoghurt n. Gentleman's relish; dressing for a sausage sandwich (qv). |
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penfold_61
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:00 am Post subject: |
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| MB wrote: |
Marvellous, thanks for reminding me Penfold. I had forgotten all about the profanisaurus. (qv). |
The cross-referencing is superb. I was reduced to tears last week by banjo: n. On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the polo neck to the bobby's helmet (qv).
I was also rather taken by this one:
casting Churchill's reflection v. A political impression involving a porcelain bowl with water in the bottom, your arse and a bum cigar.
There an A-Z version here:
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm |
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boxwood
Joined: 17 Jan 2008
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Socialite starts to regurgitate indigestible spunk, heralding intense longing to come in pan (5,6)
PA R(egurgitate) I(ndigestible) S(punk) H(eralding) I(ntense) L(onging) TO N |
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MB
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| Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:28 am Post subject: |
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Two more efforts:
Socialite gives the required number of strokes on the handle of the weapon, taking in one's old, final hard-on. (5,6)
required number of strokes = PAR
on
the handle of the weapon = HILT
taking in
one's = IS
old = O
final hard-on = N
Hard like feldspar, is hilt on cock thrust in sexy celebrity. (5,6)
Hard like feldsPAR, IS HILT ON cock thrust in sexy celebrity.
Not sure if the pedantic will like the `in' pointing backwards? |
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AngryVocab
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:57 am Post subject: |
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Bloke holding a Cockney's arse is not going back to her! (5,6)
P(ARIS=arse)HIL + (NOT<=) |
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penfold_61
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Results time.
Honourable mentions to MB for the first use of rimming in CIB, and to Boaz and Anax for shoe-horning Peter Shilton into their smutty clues.
Runner-up: MB with:
Socialite gives the required number of strokes on the handle of the weapon, taking in one's old, final hard-on. (5,6)
Nice intricate wordplay and an interesting euphemistic surface reading.
But almost from the off there was only going to be one winner, a delightful &Lit from Anax:
She's made welcome in broadcast porn A-list (5,6)
Well done mate, the testicles are now in your custodial scrotum. |
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Boaz
Joined: 25 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Worthy winner. Splendid effort. |
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anax
The Gorgeous One
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks both! I'll be honest; what pleased me most about this was the very subtle def "She's made", referring to the fact she's the heiress to the Hilton fortune. It was one of those extremely rare occasions when the only sensible wording I could think of to make the clue run smoothly just happened to be a spot-on def, but one that's almost invisible unless you look closely.
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