The Times Crossword Clue of the Day

My thanks go to Boxwood for giving me the nod last time. Let's see what depths of depravity you can stoop to with:

HORNIEST

I thought mine was better :-)

Drill I used in perverted sex with semi-erection (8)

I in (SEX EREC[-tion] )*

Crap film, crap album, crap evening out (1,5,2,3,5)

triple def

I see where I went wrong now. You wanted Lee and I gave you Raif. I'll try to downgrade myself next time

Not rude, not right but hey I was messing around and came up with:

Turn turn mass mass jaw jaw (4)

turn - reversal indicator
turn=GO
mass=lb
mass jaw jaw= (very dodgy) def

Love-struck doormen turn in (6)

(do[-o]rmen)*
in=def

Another not quite.....

New on occasion, up to the minute (6)

Down clue:

New = N
On = RE
Occasion=Do
Minute = M
Up = reversal indicator

Clever treatment I think but rubbish

In Malton the German says "Out with the old and in with the new" (6)

MALTON minus ALT = "old" in German with DER ("the" in Ger ...

I'll get ruder in a bit

Pointlessly belong to an internet community journal (4)

Saddo's organ left in the toilet

I think we're all done now, so I'll draw this one to a sad conclusion. Not many entries on this (perhaps it was a difficult word) so I'll just do a 1 and 2.

First Loser:
Penfold with: Maybe Catri ...

Hmmmm, not many takers this time.

"Be quick, son", the first lady was heard to say, "There's a storm brewing" (9)

Sounds like "Hurry Cain"

Run his race badly with no end of fuss. That's a huge blow

Boxwood very kindly voted my last effort as the winner of COW#011 for which I gave my humble thanks.
Considering my camping trip of last weekend and my tent almost turning into a huge kite on several ...